20 Cat Christmas Puns That Are Purr-fect
You'll be coughing up hairballs at these Christmas cat jokes!
These Christmas cat jokes will get you "feline" ready for the holiday season! And that's not all the holiday cheer - we've got Christmas cracker jokes, Christmas tree jokes, or maybe you'd prefer some good old fashioned Santa jokes?
What’s a cat’s favourite topping for Christmas pud?
Mice cream!
Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?
They want them to be purr-fect!
Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?
He was afraid of the bark!
What happened to the cat stuck in the Christmas stocking?
He got claws-trophobia!
What was the cat’s job for Christmas baking?
Whisker-ing the batter!
Why didn’t the cat like the toy he got for Christmas?
It just wasn't up to scratch!
Why did the cat get everyone gag gifts for Christmas?
He was just kitten around!
What do you call a cat sitting on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What’s Meowriah Cat-rey’s biggest hit?
“All I Want Paw Christmas is You!”
Where do cats kiss?
Under the meow-stletoe!
Who’s a cat’s favourite Christmas character?
Fur-osty the Snowman!
How do cats show affection at Christmas?
They give each other purr-esents!
What's a cat's favourite Christmas song?
"Walkin' in a Whisker Wonderland!"
What do cats say to each other during the festive season?
Meow-ry Christmas!
How do cats solve their Christmas day arguments?
They hiss and make up!
What’s a cat’s favourite Christmas day film?
“The Sound of Mew-sic!”
Why do cats love Christmas carols?
Because they’re very mew-sical!
Who gives cats presents at Christmas?
Santa Claws!
How did the cat do his Christmas shopping?
From a cat-alogue!
Did you hear about the cat who tried to decorate the Christmas tree?
It was a cat-astrophe!
Want More Gags?
Check Out the Great Joke Generator!
